Working

Working On Campus...


because where else are you going to find a job where you do nothing and get paid to do it. Try to work in food services too, because even if its the worst sounding job ever, you get free food. And campus food is damned overpriced.

Valentine's Day

making a play list on your ipod for Valentines Day...

The requirements of this play list are: the songs should be the ones on your Itunes that make you the most sad. They should be about heartaches, breakups, cheating, suicide, and anything else unpleasant. The songs are not allowed to be fast paced. Why is this a good idea you ask?

Because, even if you are surrounded by more love than you know what to do with, deep down you want more. So make a play list, because no matter what, you're going to be sad on Valentine's Day.

Friends

Finding new friends...

because let's face it, your old ones generally suck, and aren't as cool as you are. Everyone likes shiny new people in their lives anyway.

Ulterior Motives

having ulterior motives for everything..

because if you have multiple reasons for doing something you should definitely do it.

For good deeds: if no one knows you have a self serving motive to go with the selfless, you'll get what you want and also give a good impression.

Dating: If you getting free dinner, go for it! Your life automatically gets more interesting when starting up a relationship. You also get to change up your social life and who knows, you might actually end up liking the person.

Sucking up: you may actually like your family, teachers, friends, but add a little flattery and it can really pay off.

regret

never saying sorry...

because it makes you look like you know what you're doing if you don't have regrets.

gossip

telling stories about people like its a post on PerezHilton...

Example: "Spotted: On Saturday, Jake Smith leaving a tall attractive gay male's house at 5pm, half asleep, messed up hair, and wearing the same thing he was wearing the night before!"

because more things should sound like a celebrity gossip column. Stories just sound more interesting in that format. If more things did sound that way, I would probably make more time for reading, wouldn't you?

mints.

Ice Breakers: restore, Pomegranate Lemon-Aid Mints...


because it's about time that they started pumping vitamins into people while at the same time making their breath smell better. Does vitamin water give you extra confidence while on a date? no. Does Centrum take away your halitosis? Didn't think so. Do tic-tacs help boost your immune system? nope. Can you ever really get enough vitamin A, E, C, and Zinc? no way! They also taste pretty darn good. And I can't forget to mention, there is pomegranate flavoring so you can pretend like there are real antioxidants and you're saving yourself from cancer. Its even sugar free! How could you resist? I couldn't. They're definitely worth the impulse buy, even when you are broke, and haven't bought your textbooks yet. What will they think of next?

Steak

David Delski's Prime Meats..

because flat iron steaks are meant to taste like heaven. It's located at 1760 44th Street, in the Chateaux Center, just west of Burlingame. Try it. You will not be disappointed, I promise.

smoking

smoking..

because sometimes it just looks so cool, and you'll always know what to waste your last few bucks on. If you're addicted, it will give you something to always look foreword too, and you can never be bored because there is always something to do.

Planet Terror

Quentin Terentino's Grindhouse: Planet Terror..

Because Where else are you going to see a stripper with a gun for a leg? (You also get to see lots of zombies, and the insides of Fergie's head.)