Serving

Not working as a server...


because unless you're making bank, there is no way to justify whoring yourself for tips. You might as well just be a stripper. its better money anyways.

Working

Working On Campus...


because where else are you going to find a job where you do nothing and get paid to do it. Try to work in food services too, because even if its the worst sounding job ever, you get free food. And campus food is damned overpriced.

smoking

smoking..

because sometimes it just looks so cool, and you'll always know what to waste your last few bucks on. If you're addicted, it will give you something to always look foreword too, and you can never be bored because there is always something to do.