fake it 'til you make it

...even though you're a broke college student, and there's nothing but ketchup and rotten cheese in you fridge. Don't go for $1 draft night at the local dive. There is always somewhere to be seen. I recommend Chop House, and La Dolce Vita. Cigars, Brandy, and $80 steaks haven't looked this good since the 1920's. There's nothing better than a random server making you feel like a king (or queen). Who knows, you might even meet a random barney or two, and they might end up paying for your bill. Rich connections are always great. They don't need to know what's behind the door of your apartment.. a dirty couch from your grandmother's garage, and a mattress with no headboard

1. Find yourself a pretty friend to bring along
2. Dress to impress
3. Take out a student loan
4. Fake it til you make it.

(Disclaimer: Class is a must, if you don't have it, you're not fooling anyone.)