Ulterior Motives

having ulterior motives for everything..

because if you have multiple reasons for doing something you should definitely do it.

For good deeds: if no one knows you have a self serving motive to go with the selfless, you'll get what you want and also give a good impression.

Dating: If you getting free dinner, go for it! Your life automatically gets more interesting when starting up a relationship. You also get to change up your social life and who knows, you might actually end up liking the person.

Sucking up: you may actually like your family, teachers, friends, but add a little flattery and it can really pay off.